Once in a while, when we feel bored with our life in China, we take a peek at what's going on in Laowailand, that English-speaking expat-inhabited colony centering on pub streaks, gated communities and fancy coffee shops. One of the things the lonely inhabitants of China's Laowailand seek is casual sex...uhm...relationships. And what better way to find it than through ads. We had a look at Enjoy Classifieds personals, to see what's hot on the Shanghai meat market.
Waiting for that certain someone
Women seeking men
We must
say we like the frank way some of these gals express themselves. For
example the signature "looking for licker" who wants a man aged 30-50,
who must also "know how to make woman come". (Well, we think that if a
guy has reached 30, he ought to know). We were also intrigued by
"pallyp" who tells us that she is: "Available to fulfil any fantasies
you may have", (wow, even the one about being an astronaut-superhero-firefighter?) "Azumi" sets a higher
standard: "Finally, sex is not enough, contact me only if you have some
eccentric ideas, i am bored by life so i need something new". Hmmm.
Men seeking women
The men, on the other hand, seem a little less demanding, (or perhaps they just expect all women to know how to make them come).
"Fallen_angel" only asks for: "a cute girl to shave my head", whereas
"french_29" wants a "married woman (chinese or western) wiling to have
a discreet relationship".
Well, we hope they all find what they are looking for. We're off to play superhero-astronaut-firefighters.
Photo by nakuyou
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